...that one day an evil shrub would rule the land. Thieves and no-good-doers would run rampant. The citizens helpless, the pious impoverished, the hippies unbathed. And who shall protect these underlings? Who shall be their balm in Gilead?

So it was prophesied that a band of heroes would rise from the ashes. They would create music to pierce the ears and baffle the senses. They would beset glee upon the masses, inspiring the meek to shake a tailfeather, the metalheads to "throw up their horns", and the womeyn to expose their bosoms. Their freshly squeezed rock and roll juice would let every greasy emo kid, whining goth vampire, prissy popster trollop, botoxed metrosexual, anally clenched conservative, hairy-crotched flowerchild, pretentious green-haired indie wanna-be, corporate ladder-climbing whore, thuggish mouth-breathing meathead, and Texan know that their time had come.

And they would call themselves...ÜBERBAND!!!

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