THE JEWISH FURY

Drummist

Originally known as Fippy the Red, The Jewish Fury has built his life around helping the impoverished, seeking political asylum for sciatica patients, and collecting sap. Bred by parents who lived through the tormented periods of WWII, Patty Duke, and brand name earmuffs, The Fury was sloshed through a rich musical history. This can be seen by perusing his CD collection, which has 300 copies of “Slide It In” by Whitesnake and nothing else. While attending Yale for his third astrophysicist degree, the Fury stumbled upon a broccoli floret whilst shaving lemons, and it was at this moment that he realized dressing up in a beekeeper’s outfit and shouting slogans from an imaginary political party called the Bibs was not going to elevate him to the intra-sociological level he needed to be at. The obvious thing to do was to pack up his drums and some other instruments, and move to Los Angeles. He often speaks highly of L.A., with such cheery comments as, “(it's) a moldy yellow sewer of deranged soulless cockroaches”. He now makes a living as a quantum physicist.

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