RYAN THOMAS JOHNSON

Vocalizist, Keyboarder, Guitarian

RyThoJo, as he is known among the pygmies, is the patron saint of rock fury and evil cookware. He was raised in the wilds of Milpitas, CA by a roving gang of greeting cards. A troubled youth, he was prone to shoplifting AA batteries to "learn their language". His aimless ways came to a halt one day when Satan himself spoke to the lad inspiring him to go forth unto the world and spread the musical brilliance brewing in his ass. So he has. As lead singer of Uberband, RyThoJo confounds the audience with his dynamic showmanship, tonal virtuosity, and his ass.

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